Products That Use Nicolas Cage's Face to Put a Smile on Yours
Everyone has an opinion about Nicolas Cage. No matter how you feel about him, there’s no denying his versatility as an actor over the past several decades. Thanks to millennials — and some questionable roles and facial expressions — Cage is now an internet god. If you’re a true believer that the world would be a better place with a little more Nic Cage in it, then these products are for you. And if not, then his face will probably still put a smile on yours.
The Unofficial Nicolas Cage Coloring Book
This "unofficial" Nicolas Cage coloring book was created by true Nic Cage fan James Wylie. Showcasing 15 original hand-drawn illustrations of some of Cage's most iconic roles, each coloring page is printed twice and is separated by a bleed page so you can color with whatever medium you prefer.
Nicolas Cage Mermaid Sequin Throw Pillowcase
You know those mermaid sequin items that started popping up a couple of years ago? The ones with double-sided sequins that you can addictively rub back and forth to change the color or image? Well, now you can enjoy that same sensation and reveal Nicolas Cage's face at the same time.
“You're My National Treasure” Morphing Coffee Mug
Remind your friends that if they’re ever having a truly bad day and worrying that no one loves them, they can look at Nicholas Cage's flower crown and know that at least one person cares.
Nicolas Cage Cookie Cutter Set
Remember when your Aunt Karen said Nicolas Cage looked so delicious she could eat him up? Well, now she can with these cookie cutters. Made using 3D printing technology and biodegradable, eco-friendly and durable plastic, these cutters are perfect for making butter cookies, gingerbread and Christmas cookies.
Mona Lisa Nicolas Cage Coaster
Never in a million years would we have imagined the Mona Lisa could be outdone. Reminiscent of the blog Nicolas Cage as Everyone, these cork coasters are true masterpieces. Function meets beauty to create the perfect household staple that’s sure to break the ice at your next dinner party.
Nicolas Cage Moodboard Graphic Tee
Billing itself as an "innovation in communication," this shirt reminds us that, no matter how our days are going, Nic Cage has been there and has a meme to suit our emotions. Now you don't need to find words to express yourself. You can simply point to the appropriate Cage expression and move on with life.
Nicolas Cage Blue Ocean Shower Curtain
Having Nicolas Cage smiling at you like you’re the prettiest person in the world even when you’re in the same room as a toilet is really living the dream, isn’t it? Now you can live that life every day with this waterproof polyester shower curtain.
Nicolas Cage Car Air Freshener
Defeat stinky odors just like Nic Cage defeated Sean Bean in National Treasure with this bubble gum-scented air freshener. Imagine the smiles you’ll bring to the world as people notice this hanging from your rearview mirror.
Nicolas Cage Rainbow Pillowcase
The perfect pillowcase for every millennial snoozer is finally here. Nicolas Cage meets Lisa Frank in this Rainbow Brite dream that’s sure to delight anyone as they snuggle up with their (imaginary) main squeeze for a good night's sleep.
Not the Bees! Mug
Featuring a pop art parody of Nicolas Cage in The Wicker Man, this 11-ounce ceramic coffee mug is the perfect addition to any drinkware collection. The large, easy-grip handle and microwave- and dishwasher-safe construction make it perfect for daily use.
Nicolas Cage Celebrity Mask
Considering that the internet seems to offer nearly everything with Nicolas Cage's face on it, it’s only logical that you, too, can have your own Face/Off experience. Celebrity Cutouts provides life-size facsimiles of celebrity faces printed on sturdy cardboard with an elastic band and perforated eye slits so you can actually wear them as masks.
Nick Cage Fake Hundred Dollar Bill
Now you too can be ballin' and carefree like Nicolas Cage with this $100 bill sticker. Who needs the real thing when Nic's face is on a fake one? In fact, this baby is probably worth more than face value.
Nicolas Cage Hoodie
This pullover hoodie takes streetwear to a whole new level by featuring Nicolas Cage's face printed — and supersized — on it. By embodying the word "speechless," people will not know what to say when they see you sporting this bad boy around town.
Nicolas Cage Enamel Pin
Forget Disney Parks pins. This enamel pin is one you won't plan on trading. Known for their quality enamel casting, Luma’s pins come highly recommended. This color illustrated version of the Nicolas Cage "You Don't Say" meme offers nothing less than the company’s high production standards.
Nicolas Cage Patterned Socks
We all have that someone in our life who collects socks. Even if they aren't big Nicolas Cage fans, they will love these socks. Individually printed to order using sublimation technology, no two pairs will be exactly alike — making these as unique as Cage's expressions.
Nicolas Cage Face/Off T-shirt
If you've never seen Face/Off, then this shirt will make little sense to you. But considering you’re reading a Nicolas Cage product guide, you likely get it and love the subtle genius of calling Cage "John Travolta."
Nicolas Cage Life-size Cutout
There are no limits to the potential of this life-size Nicolas Cage cutout. Printed on sturdy cardboard in amazing high definition with its own built-in stand, this cutout is ready for whatever ideas you have in store.
The Wisdom of Nicolas Cage
Now out of print with limited availability, this book of wisdom — like fine wine and Cage himself — will only get more valuable with age. London-based artist Verity Shade created colorful illustrations to accompany a collection of Cage-ian movie quotes to help guide readers through this crazy and upside-down world.
Ragin’ Nicolas Cage T-shirt
The perfect statement for anyone prone to dramatic theatrics, this shirt will be an instant hit. Whether to serve as a reminder that it could be worse or to express your frustration about not attaining Cage's level of intensity, no sentence can say more with just nine words.
Nicolas Cage Postcards
Who wants traditional California postcards when you can have Nicolas Cage's California postcards? Complete with six original designs of iconic Cage characters in touristy settings, this is the postcard set you need for your next trip to the Pacific Coast.
Nicolas Cage “You Open the Cage to My Heart” Mat
Nothing says "love" like a Nicolas Cage pun, and now you can remind your loved ones of it every time they go to use the restroom or wash dishes. Printed with Nic's gorgeous face on pink fleece and memory foam with anti-slip, eco-friendly waterproof backing, this is the perfect mat to welcome into your home.
Nicolas Cage Flip Flops
If you ever find yourself short on conversation starters, then look no further than these flip flops. That's right — walking on Nicolas Cage's face is sure to inspire some lively discussion.
Nicolas Cage Phone Case
There are plenty of Nicolas Cage phone cases on the market for whatever device you might carry, but this one takes the cake with its choice of photo. Designed to fit an iPhone 7, this TPU case easily slips on for a perfect fit and will provide lightweight yet durable protection from scratches, bumps and dust.
“You Don't Say” Nicolas Cage Meme Mug
Yet another amazing office or boss gift, this mug is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good dose of sarcasm and viral meme-ing. Printed on high-quality ceramic, it’s dishwasher and microwave safe, meaning it can hold up to years of regular use.
Nicolas Cage Celebrity Prayer Candle
If prayer candles aren’t your thing, maybe this Saint Nicolas Cage candle will change your mind. As the patron saint of a million faces, Nicolas has something to offer everyone who comes to him — from warding against bees to guiding you in stealing invaluable national documents. Seek and he shall giveth.
Picolas Cage Stickers
A clever pun with a unique illustration? Yes please. These stickers are a fun token to keep or share. Die-cut and printed on high-quality vinyl, these decals are 4 inches tall and easy to apply and remove from any indoor or outdoor surface, including windows.
Nicolas Cage Actor Eyes Sleep Mask
There are few things freakier than people who sleep with their eyes open, and now you can look like one of them. Printed on silky material with a comfortable strap, this sleep mask will have you falling asleep faster and deeper than before while making everyone around you do a double-take.
Nicolas Cage Umbrella
It's raining Nicolas Cages! This easy-folding travel umbrella bills itself as the last umbrella you’ll ever need. And with Nicolas Cage on it, we can see why. With a solid black exterior and cartoon illustrations of Cage's face printed only on the inside, this umbrella packs a fun surprise when opened.
The Cagey Bunch Mug
"Here’s the story... " of a fun and creative mug that places Nicolas Cage characters into the classic The Brady Bunch opener frames. The original design features illustrated cartoon versions of his iconic roles in The Wicker Man, Raising Arizona and Con Air, to name a few.
Emperor Nicolas Velvet Bath Mat
Depicting Nicolas Cage in a regal uniform, this piece resembles something off an art museum's wall but offers everything you need in a bath mat with its memory foam lining and skid-proof backing. Don't be alarmed if you find yourself considering hanging this on your wall instead of stepping on it with your wet feet.